If there is one person in the United States of America that completely exemplifies the LHF lifestyle, it’s this woman.
She is actually trying to gain weight. Not just some weight, but 400 additional pounds in the next two years; added to the 600 pounds she already weighs, that would bring her up to a grand total of 1000 pounds. Half a ton. As much as this.
She says that so far it’s been hard to gain weight because she has to “chase” her daughter around. Though that might be the case for a normal person, because she weighs 600 pounds she can’t move more than 20 feet without one of these babies, so I doubt she’s burning too many extra calories.
And as if all that weren’t enough, she (obviously?) can’t afford her 12,000 calories-a-day diet. The solution? Start a web service where people pay to watch her gorge herself. I guess once you’re voluntarily creating a freakshow, you may as well sell tickets. It's like Field of Dreams, except instead of baseball and a cornfield it's a land-walrus and corn-dogs.
You think people would pay to watch me eat? I could stand to put on a couple El-Bees.
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