The weather’s really turning around here, which means that wedding season is right around the corner. I have to say, I’m disappointed. Why aren’t more of you people getting married so I can get drunk and hit on that cute cousin of yours?
Seriously, I love weddings. Free booze and food, live music, friends, and family. Plus, everyone’s hammered. You can’t lose.
But let’s be honest. I’m not getting hitched anytime soon. Not by a long shot. Which means one of you has to step up to the plate here, and help me out. I haven’t been to one in two years.
There’s no time like the present, particularly in regards to my chances with your girlfriend’s sister.
42 Extra Long, if you were wondering.
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