What do we call something we put minimal effort into but it ends up okay?

MY LOW HANGING FRUIT.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Pull up, button, zip, sweat my ass off.

Jeans? Khakis? How about just the absolute easiest thing to do in the least amount of time, with the least amount of effort? That's right my friends, I've been wearing the same pair of khaki, flannel lined pants for 3 days. I'll let you ponder why for a second....

..okay, it's not because I really like them. I actually quite dislike them. They aren't modern fitting. They are big, square, fat boy pants that lend me 15 extra pounds and chop me down to 5 foot 6 and a half.

It's also not because we are having the biggest snowstorm in over a decade. BUT GREG, they are flannel lined, why else would you wear them except in extremely cold weather or blizzard conditions?

I'll tell you why, how about because of one of the simplest tasks known to man kind? A baby could do this, would do this, and put me to shame.

Changing out my belt is really kind of a pain in my ass. Pull up, button, zip, sweat my ass off.

Greggy Rose, MDEEZY OH SIX, want to join the reversible clothes revolution

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