People, people, gather 'round. This is starting to get a little ridiculous. What has happened to our human culture? Our language? Our pride? Apparently, since the beginning of the American culture, starting back to when our country was forming, Americans have always grabbed for that low hanging fruit.
Learn to plant corn? No, no thank you. How about you plant it for us then we'll steal it from you? Oh, after we drive you out of your own land and we need to plant more? We'll just shackle some folks up and put them to work. I'm not saying we've never accomplished anything on our own, of course we have, I love this country, but we've definitely had our moments of LHF and mediocrity.
Don't worry, this post is not that serious - I'm here to talk about gchatting, texting, BBMing, AIM....you catch my drift. Now that we are so easily connected, we are starting to take advantage. Some of you may be wondering: what does LMMFAO mean? LOLWTF - you can probably figure that one out. LTLWDLS - you have got to be fucking kidding me?
LMMFAO Laughing my mother freaking a** off
LOLWTF Laughing out loud (saying) "What the f*ck?"
LTLWDLS Let's twist like we did last summer - you really are kidding me.
I'm not saying Americans are the only ones, but I'd say we definitely started this technological revolution with people like Bill Gates, Bill Joy, and Steven Jobs - or is it Stephen? Whatever. Don't know who those people are? JFGI!!
JUST FUCKIN' GOOGLE IT!
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! Or is it? We are on the dawn of a new language, a new way of existence, where we never have to even use the english language, just letters and our superior inferring skills. Some people use ebonics, some use cockney rhyming slang, but we've got our own now! Whatever this language is, it's mediocre at best. So embrace, bash it, but at least admit that's some LHF.
L8RG8R, thanks very much from MLFH, GGOH, CUNT - gotta get outta here, see you next time.
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